March 15, 2010

Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can’t both our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn’t count as a child!
Marge: No: Maggie!!
Homer: Oh, right.

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