Simpsons Quote For The Day

Doug 'The Tool Man': You know, installing your own barbecue pit is no harder than adding an aviary or Olympic-size swimming pool. In fact, it's a snap. [snaps fingers; a barbecue pit with a chicken on the rotisserie appears] Or, if you're not into chicken...
Homer: No, no! I'm into chicken!
Doug: ...how about wild boar? Or swordfish? Or hippo? [snaps fingers and each type of food magically appears]
Homer: Mmm ... hippo.
Voiceover announcer: Lighthearted apron not included. Snapping fingers may not make food appear.
Homer: How about it, Bart? Would you like a new backyard barbecue pit?
Bart: Can I burn evidence in it?
Homer: We can all burn evidence in it.