April 12, 2010

The Simpsons try out a new steakhouse call The Slaughter House:

Homer: Wait a minute. Is this the biggest steak you've got? 72 ounces? I thought this was supposed to be a steakhouse, not a little girly underpantsy pink doily tea party place.
Waiter: Well, there is one steak that's only available by special request. We call it the 'Sir-Loin-A-Lot'. It's the size of a boogie board.
Homer: Oooh! I'll have that one. And to drink: meatballs.

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