Homer wants to gain more weight so he can be classed as obese and work from home, so he gets some advice from Dr. Nick:
Dr Nick: You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the choc-o-tastic!
Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
Dr Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! Bye bye, everybody!
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