February 7, 2010

Homer and Marge look for a new house:

Marge: "What's that stench?" [opens curtains to reveal a factory next door].

Real Estate Agent [covering his face with a handkerchief]: "Once you get used to the smell of burning hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it."

Homer: "Mmmm...hog fat."

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