February 3, 2010

Officer Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Officer Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Chief Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8!
Officer Eddie: [into radio] We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.
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