February 15, 2010

Homer organises a second wedding for Marge:

Rev. Lovejoy: Dearly beloved...
Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life. [scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready.
Rev. Lovejoy: I will now read these special vows which Homer has prepared for this occasion. "Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated..."[flicks through notecards] ... and it goes on like this.

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