Homer manages to get one arm stuck in a candy vending machine and the other in a soft drink vending machine:
Homer: Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
Rescuer: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to saw your arms off. [brandishes a buzzsaw]
Homer: They'll grow back, right?
Rescuer: Oh, er.... yeah.
Homer: Whew!
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