February 14, 2010

Homer is shopping for a Valentines card for Marge:

Homer: [reading a Valentines card] "I cherish you, my precious. Mmm ... nah."
[gets another] "To a heck of a blacksmith. Nah, I already got him one."
[gets another, this time it has monkeys on it] "You're a-peeling, let's never split!"
[laughs] "It's funny, 'cause they're monkeys!"
[Shoves the other cards back in the display] "So long, rejects!"

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