Simpsons Quote For The Day

Homer: "Well, today's the day for Homer J! I know I'm going to win this time."

Lenny: "Oh yeah? How come?"

Homer: "Union rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odour."

Despite Homer being the only employee left to receive this award, Mr Burns chooses to award it to an inanimate carbon rod instead.